I almost died at this one
Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him
so sometimes I feel weird about drawing porn for money
but then i walk into my mom’s bakery and see her making penis cupcakes for a bachelorette party
i think making dicks runs in the family
every now and then i’ll remember this happened and get really happy
I NEED A LESSAMAZINGPHIL VIDEO OF PHIL JUST FOLLOWING DAN AROUND THEIR APARTMENT AND HITTING HIM WITH A SPOON AT DIFFERENT POINTS DURING THE DAY. PLEASE.
I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW
I need a lessamazingphil of phil following dan around the apartment and tickling him suddenly at different points during the day to get him back for the times he’s tickled phil
what who said that
2010 was a simpler time
I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.
As I was sitting in the back of the police car, I remembered the countless times my father came home frustrated or humiliated by the cops when he had done nothing wrong. I felt his shame, his anger, and my own feelings of frustration for existing in a world where I have allowed myself to believe that “authority figures” could control my BEING… my ability to BE!
Danièle’s husband, Brian Lucas, who is white, says he believes they were targeted because they are an interracial couple.
they literally saw a black woman kissing a white man and ASSUMED SHE WAS A PROSTITUTE. and then they said they were married AND THE COPS FUCKING ASKED FOR ID???? what the fuck? what the fuck? and she said no AND WAS ARRESTED? they need to be fired but God knows that’s not going to happen. LISTEN: she’s an actress. this happened to a producer. even fucking Oprah. no matter what you accomplish as a black person, you are still black and people don’t think their rights apply to you despite the constitution
it’s really scary
it’s really infuriating
it’s really exhausting
I JUST GOT YELLED AT BECAUSE A GARBAGE TRUCK DROVE BY AND I TOLD MY FRIEND HIS RIDE WAS HERE
Next level basketball.